Famous Succesful Person
The incredibly fulfilled and achieved person who definitely isn't you!
Here's a confidence destroying timeline at what an ACTUAL life worth living looks like
- 1972 -FSP is born to wealthy parents as an only child, in Los Angeles California.
- 1985 -FSP graduates from the University of California at only age 13. Majoring in "success" and "being better than you"
- 1990 -Now legally an adult, FSP pursues a career in acting and performing. His first major role was a critically recieved success, naturally.
- 1994 -Although he had his way with dozens of the world's top models, it was scientist/singer/songwriter Divine Meadows that captured his heart. They flew to the moon for their wedding.
- 1998 -FSP tired of constantly starring in every major hit since he had started in 1990. He had more than enough money to step away, which drove his millions of fans suicidal. This led to "The Great Suicide"in the U.S., a grim self inflicted massacre that left over 2,000,000 dead.
- 2000 -After only 6 years, Divine Succesful Person had bore 8 perfect, beautiful, children for FSP. He was able to devote his time to inventing new machines at home while raising his brood of mini-uber-mensch.
- 2002 -FSP is the first to patent the concept of frying bacon with a series of increasingly small binoculars and a pocket laser. Wins the nobel prize.
- 2008 -FSP is the first person to be awarded Godhood by the Pope, and all his children are assigned their own countries to rule.
A list of famous people, chosen mainly from the nineteenth, twentieth or twenty-first centuries. This list includes famous actors, politicians, entrepreneurs, writers, artists and humanitarians.
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